Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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