STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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