Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
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i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
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Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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