I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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