if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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