dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
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The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
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I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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