i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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