The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Non-Jews are for practice
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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