problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
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