was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
