I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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