Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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