O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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