How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
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How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
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Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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