no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
