what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
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i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
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well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed