everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
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oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
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I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher