Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (757): View more from Virginia

  Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (757): Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you. http://tfl.nu/6xm5
  Replies (54) Good night (6927) Bad night (634)
• Favorite

  (407): View more from Florida

  He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (407): He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat. http://tfl.nu/lz98
  Replies (12) Good night (3603) Bad night (872)
• Favorite

  (732): View more from New Jersey

  I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (732): I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body! http://tfl.nu/a54s
  Replies (22) Good night (4818) Bad night (716)
• Favorite

  (425): View more from Washington

  You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (425): You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option. http://tfl.nu/ipw1
  Replies (34) Good night (10067) Bad night (664)
• Favorite

  (954): View more from Florida

  I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (954): I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa http://tfl.nu/4mlw
  Replies (79) Good night (14049) Bad night (926)
• Favorite

  (212): View more from New York

  your tears are not going to buy me drinks...

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (212): your tears are not going to buy me drinks... http://tfl.nu/o6xp
  Replies (14) Good night (1057) Bad night (3688)
• Favorite

  (248): View more from Michigan

  btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (248): btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese http://tfl.nu/b6cs
  Replies (9) Good night (4704) Bad night (1046)
• Favorite

  (907): View more from Alaska

  You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (907): You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn. http://tfl.nu/73y5
  Replies (6) Good night (2255) Bad night (1011)
• Favorite

  (812): View more from Indiana

  Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (812): Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on http://tfl.nu/glb4
  Replies (4) Good night (1452) Bad night (624)
• Favorite

  (604): View more from British Columbia

  Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (604): Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer," http://tfl.nu/po39
  Replies (6) Good night (2694) Bad night (535)
• Favorite

  (512): View more from Texas

  Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (512): Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night http://tfl.nu/ggi7
  Replies (1) Good night (258) Bad night (634)
• Favorite

  (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'll be there in a few.

  (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'M COUNTING TO FEW.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (814): I'll be there in a few. (717): I'M COUNTING TO FEW. http://tfl.nu/nvfq
  Replies (5) Good night (926) Bad night (240)
• Favorite

  (917): View more from New York City

  Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (917): Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP. http://tfl.nu/0qve
  Replies (2) Good night (391) Bad night (703)
• Favorite

  (714): View more from California

  wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man

  (1-714): View more from California

  you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (714): wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man (1-714): you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife http://tfl.nu/week
  Replies (2) Good night (705) Bad night (182)
• Favorite

  (305): View more from Florida

  Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (305): Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning. http://tfl.nu/6foo
  Replies (0) Good night (439) Bad night (172)

Randomize