You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
23 Bisexuals Confess The Biggest Differences Between Dating People Of Each Sex
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
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She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
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