How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
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i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
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It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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