so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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