Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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