just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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