He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Green mimosas i think yes
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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