$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
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