oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
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