Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
Randomize
