We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
