so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I supernannyed him into submission
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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