Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I FOUND THE LEGS
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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