Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
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Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
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By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
false alarm, still single
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