Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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