i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
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hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
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I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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