But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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