hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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