do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
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If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
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I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Success! We fucked roommates!
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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