Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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