she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
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Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
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Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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