I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
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