I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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