I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
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