can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
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Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
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So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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