Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
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Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
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I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
so much tequila, so little girl.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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