He is such a slut. More and more my type.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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