I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
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say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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