apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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