Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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