Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
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You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
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I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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