You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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