I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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