just come out here and I will go home with you...
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
That reminds me...we need to get swords
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
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The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
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If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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