fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
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My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
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I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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