READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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