"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
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Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
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Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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