Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
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you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
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They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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