If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
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Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
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Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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